Monkeys and 2009

I got this idea from Cath’s blog..looked fun to blog about.

(forecasts from shawn.genplace.com)

OVERALL FORECAST:Lucky stars gather and shine collectively to lit the sky brightly. Be mindful that you face impediment amid the good days, so be careful and never negligent in any aspects. There is hope for fruitful results in your endeavours. Working persons will enjoy good news at the second half of the year. Students are able to perform well academically.

There are offspring luck this year. Good wealth luck brings in extra money.A year to aggressively charge and push forward. Do more good deeds and improve personal relations, which will be of great aid to your career and business. Take adequate rest and caution against minor illnesses.

CAREER: A fresh new start with lucky stars shinning as bright as the morning sun. A sad note is that danger stars lurk in the dark (UHUH..I WONDER WHAT OR WHO THOSE LURKOS ARE) Think thrice before acting (OKAY I’LL BE VIGILANT). Do not act smart; do not be too trusty (GOT IT, BE SUSPICIOUS). Always be cautious against business traps (LIKE MULTI-LEVEL NETWORKING KIND OF STUFFS?) and avoid being blinded by greed (OKIES, NO GREED). Shun speculative activities. Make prayers and do more good deeds and accumulate more merits (OKIES, EARN GOOD KARMA). And then all should be well.

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LOVE:You feel exhilarated because of the many joyous news. Because most things are proceeding as planned, you feel happy and so romance luck flows smoothly as well. A good time to discuss marriage or start a blossoming romance. Couples are blissful and affectionate.

LOVE FORECAST NOT SO BAD ACTUALLY, IT’S GREAT!

WEALTH: Wealth star shines high. Proper income and windfall lucks flow in from good sources (HA! PROPER IS THE OPERATIVE WORD) . There is investment and property gains too (MAYBE ABOUT TIME I GIVE THAT BUYING STOCKS IDEA A SERIOUS THOUGHT). Vile persons are lurking by(AGAIN, I WONDER WHO THESE LURKOS ARE). Have a discerning eye when interacting with others. Handle deceitful words with discretion (IN OTHER WORDS, MAINTAIN A POKER FACE WHILE YOU ARE BEING GIVEN CRAP). All finance matters should be managed personally (OKIES, NO THIRD PART. NO HIRING OF PERSONAL ACCOUNTANT). Reap lottery winnings early rather than greeding for more.

HEALTH: There is a lot of minor illness sprouting out here and then. Have a proper diet and take preventive measures against intestinal, digestive and head related problems. The young and the elderly are susceptible to flu and falls respectively. Avoid attending wakes. (AWW, OKIES FAIR ENOUGH I GUESS).

OVERALL, THE FORECAST FOR THE MONKEY FOR YEAR 2009 IS NOT SO BAD I THINK. SOO..IT SEEMS THAT AS LONG AS I DO GOOD DEEDS AND IMPROVE PERSONAL RELATIONS AND BE VIGILANT AGAINST DARK FORCES SUCH AS LURKOS, CRAP-THROWERS AND POTENTIAL ILLNESSES, I’LL BE FINE AND RICH AND LOVED. OR SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT.

Oh well, I still believe that we are the masters of our own destinies. But I also believe that luck (which is loosely tied to fate or to the stars at some people put it), or not enough of it, plays a big role in a person’s circumstances.  I guess it doesn’t hurt reading these forecasts and getting whatever you can from them.